She calls me up
  Says she's comin' over
  So I run home
  (oooh-ooh)
  Just to wait around
  She calls me names
  Then we play some mind games
  And I don't know
  (oooh-ooh)
  But I think I like it
    Now she's the only one
  Who blocks my number
  And she's the only one call
    [CHORUS:]
  (Yeah, oh yeah)
  What's wrong with me?
  (Yeah, oh yeah)
  Why can't I see?
  (Yeah, oh yeah)
  I'm so addicted to you...and you're such a dick to me
    She flies me out
  Got a big surprise planned
  In Chicago
  (oooh-ooh)
  That's my kinda town
    She says she's been a ho
  Had to let me know
  On the Jerry Springer Show
    [CHORUS]
    [guitar solo]
    I wrap myself
  Around her little finger
  And she gives me the middle one
    [CHORUS]
    She calls and I come runnin' back
  I call, she never calls me back
  What's wrong with me
  I'm so addicted to you...and you're such a dick to me