No, don't you don't. (yeah, yeah)
  Don't cry don't raise your eye, it's only teenage fanclub.
  Nya, nya, nya, nya. (baby)
  
  I close my eyes and I see you smile,
  I close my nose and I almost died,
  I can't go on with you on my brain,
  You weigh too much, drive a man nuts.
  Does no mean yeah? (no, no)
  In the room the women come and go, talking of Michelangelo.
  unintelligible. (uh, uh)
  Go ahead, make my bed; take my wife, police.
  Be afraid, be very afraid, and may you rest in peas.
  I'm gonna write a book about my car and call it my autobiography,
  For duty and humanity and your little dog, too.
  
  Stop! Hark, who goes there? Calgon, take me away,
  To a once upon a time,
  A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away.
  I know, I know, I, no, oh yeah.
  
  I close my eyes and I see you smile,
  I close my nose and I almost died,
  I can't go on with you on my brain,
  You weigh too much, drive a man nuts.
  
  I know, I know, I, no, oh yeah.