[Verse 1]
   Buy my CD or I'll break your fuckin' head
   I got 15 hundred copies in boxes under my bed
   Heard what I said, buy it, shit at least try it
   This shit is dope as fuck don't make me pull your ears with pliers
   Ain't no one buyin' my album it should've been platinum
   At least gold, the kids don't buy my shit I'm gonna crack'em
   My idea street promotion is drivin' through places
   And peggin' promo tapes at peoples faces sayin' "buy it you homo"
   A promo, what? you want free shit
   You better pay up, I'll even take food stamps kid
   If you ain't got a job, man it's cool you can rob
   Still from your old man, cuz he's a fat drunken slob
   And ya mom, she's blown in lonely Ville for 20
   So just tell that smelly hoe you need some money buddy
   I go to the stores that are selling LP's
   Tell'em move some fuckin' units or I'll break your friggin knees
   Emcees don't even wanna battle me now
   My put my lyrics up because I started knockin' bitches out
   Interrupt rock sets from alternative bands
   I snatch the mic and start beatin' till it's hurtin' my hands
   Then I kick my wicked flows until the cops are called
   I'll throw a bar stool and start a bar room brawl
   As I run out the door, just before I jet
   Don't forget to buy my album on CD or cassette
  
   [Chorus]
   I'm a dope emcee but a shitty self promoter
   I'll sign a contract for a hoagie and soda
   I'ma use force like as if my name was Yoda
   Buy my shit quick man just do what I told ya
   Can't work for a living gotta eat off this
   Plus I gotta crib, and a wife, and a kid
   I'ma shove in your face till you purchase it
   Just buy my friggin album bitch!
  
   [Verse 2]
   Don't be a cheap fuck it's just 11.99
   And it's worth it, I ain't sayin' that because it's mine
   If it's whack, don't even think you'll get your money back
   You and your boys can make fun of it, yo I like it when you crack
   Take a bat, and use the thing for batting practice man smash it
   I don't give a fuck man fuckin' bash it you can have it
   I really don't care man just purchase the shit
   I really don't feel like havin' to hurt you bitch
   But I will, so find a way to cop my shit quick
   Before I find you first, and beat 'cha fat ass wit a stick
   Go on Carson Daily's show and request my video
   "You ain't got one" I know, just fuckin' do it yo
   The radio don't play me and I got no distribution
   Ima walk into Land Speed and just start shootin'
   I can't sell cds even in my own city
   Ima change my name to Q stiggy and start actin' jiggy
   I got promo posters as wall paper in my crib
   And I wonder why no one's ever heard of my shit
   If I went out and promoted I could probably sell a record
   But instead I'll just sit and scratch myself, hey yo check it
  
   [Chorus]
  
   If you don't go out and buy my cd
   I'm gonna fuckin' kick your ass
   I ain't even playin' wit 'chu
   I am literally gonna knock you the fuck out
   If you don't go out and buy the shit
   Just fuckin' buy it man
   You can afford it
   What the fuck is wrong wit 'chu?
   It's a fuckin' dope album man just pick it up
   What 'chu mean you never heard of me?
   It doesn't matter if you never heard of me
   I'm fuckin' tellin' you now just buy the shit, what?