Well I'm here looking through an old picture frame
   Just waiting for the perfect view
   I hope something special will step into my life
   Another fine edition of you
   A pin-up done in shades of blue
  
   Sometimes you find you're yearning for the quiet life
   The country air and all of its joys
   But badgers couldn't compensate at twice the price
   For just another night with the boys oh yeah
   And boys will be boys will be boys
  
   They say love's a gamble hard to win easy love
   And while sun shines you'd better make hay
   So if life is your table and fate is the wheel
   Then let the chips fall where they may
   In modern times the modern way
  
   And as I was drifting past the Lorelei
   I heard those slinky sirens wail ooo
   So look out sailor when you hear them croon
   You'll never be the same again oh no
   Their crazy music drives you insane this way
  
   So love me leave me do what you will
   -who knows what tomorrow might bring
   Learn from your mistakes is my only advice
   And stay cool is still the main rule
   Don't play yourself for a fool
   Too much cheesecake too soon
   Old money's better than new
   No mention in the latest Tribune
   And don't let this happen to you