Thou swell, thou witty, thou sweet, thou grand
   Wouldst kiss me pretty? Wouldst hold my hand?
   Both thine eyes are cute too, what they do to me
   Hear me holler, I choose a sweet lollapaloosa in thee
   I'd feel so rich in a hut for two
   Two rooms and kitchen I'm sure would do
   Give me just a plot of, not a lot of land
   And thou swell, thou witty, thou grand