[Verse One:]
    Yo! I met this girl the other night
  Hype super-dope body and face, her mini-skirt tight
  Talkin' 'bout legs and lips, mindblowin' hips
  Had to cross my legs just to look at her tits
  Said she came out lookin' for some fun
  Looked me in my eyes and told me...I was the one
  I said "Why?", she said I was fly
  Grabbed me by my hand and I thought I would die
  Said she wanted to take me home to make love
  Now that's the kind of rap that brothers dream of
  I said, "Fast, slow, hard or soft, baby?"
  She said, "All the above"
    This girl tried to kill me, she didn't use a gun or a knife
  This girl tried to kill me, took me within a inch of my life
    [Verse Two:]
    Now, I ain't no sucker on the weak tip
  But let me tell you, she was on some motherfuckin' sex trip
  Took me to her crib that night, leather and spikes
  Broke out the rope and the dope strobe-light
  And started buggin', lightin' candles all over the room
  Then she did a backflip, landed on my dick
  I knew that I would be dead soon
    This girl tried to kill me, she didn't use a gun or a knife
  This girl tried to kill me, took me within a inch of my life
  This girl tried to kill me, she didn't use a bomb or a gun
  This girl tried to kill me, homeboys, watch out for this one
    [Verse Three:]
    Yo, my pants were on, but so what?
  She ripped off my shirt and tied my monkey-ass up
  Faster than I could say "No!"
  It was like a rodeo, I was with a sex nut
  I looked in her face...
  She sweated and she grinned with delight
  And then she broke out a whip, I said "Shit!"
  This girl had crazy plans for the night
  
  This girl tried to kill me, she didn't use a bomb or a gun
  This girl tried to kill me, homeboys, watch out for this one
  This girl tried to kill me, she didn't use a gun or a knife
  This girl tried to kill me, took me within a inch of my life
    [Verse Four:]
    Now whips ain't all that she had
  All kinda crazy shit was at this bitch's pad
  I'm talkin' about latex suits, spike-heeled boots
  Oversized vibrators so that she could get loose
  I said, "Don't...don't...don't whip me!
  I'll do anything you ask!"
  And then homegirl stripped, 38" tits
  Man you shoulda seen that ass
    This girl tried to kill me, she didn't use a gun or a knife
  This girl tried to kill me, took me within a inch of my life
  This freak tried to kill me, she didn't use a bomb or a gun
  This girl tried to kill me, homeboys, watch out for this one
    [Verse Five:]
    My dick was harder than a bulletproof vest
  She started pourin' baby oil on her chest
  And then she said, "Gimme gimme gimme"
  Jumped on my Jimmy, and rode me like the Wild West
  I almost passed out, then the front door cold bust in
  It was her fuckin' husband, six-foot ten
  I knew my life would soon end
    Homeboy tried to kill me, he didn't use a bomb or a gun
  Homeboy tried to kill me, yo...yo, nowhere to run
  Homeboy tried to kill me, he didn't use a gun or a knife
  Homeboy tried to kill me, cos he had caught me fuckin' his wife
  Yo...