You see me everywhere, in my underwear
   You may wonder what I'm here to sell
   But underneath my stare, I'm so naked there
   There are secrets I'm dying to tell
  
   It's Hard to be Me
   Nobody knows what it's like to be
   The envy of mediocrity
   If you could see
   All my depth and complexity
   I'd think you'd agree
   It's Hard to be Me; It's Hard to be Me
  
   I am up here alone, on my glamorous throne
   Want to thank all you people down there
   I was once an unknown, like you but I've grown
   I have so much I'm hoping to share
  
   It's Hard to be Me
   Nobody knows what it's like to be
   The envy of mediocrity
   If you could see
   All my depth and complexity
   I'd think you'd agree
   It's Hard to be Me, It's Hard to be Me
  
   I guess you think that it's hard for you
   Walking 'round in your little shoes
   You don't know how I've sacrificed
   To live this life, to look so nice
  
   It's Hard to be Me
   Nobody knows what it's like to be
   The envy of mediocrity
   If you could see
   All my depth and complexity
   I'd think you'd agree
   It's Hard to be Me, It's Hard to be Me
  
   Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me