I've got a regular problem
  So my standard break from life is in order
  I'm having trouble making sentences
  I'm older but I don't feel any smarter
  You see I don't know what I said to you
  And now you're pissed at you know who
  And I guess I deserve it
  I wish I could waste my time without wasting all your time
  I try to leave a good impression
  But it's hard when my obsession's in a wine glass
  And when you're only 23
  It's not attractive to complain about your sore back
  Yes I can bitch until my eyes are blue
  And you're in bed with someone new
  And I guess you deserve him
  Wish I could waste my time without wasting all your time
  You say I'm fixable
  A classic case, lack of will
  I say I don't wanna try
  I'd rather stay here all night
    I've got a motivation problem
  So my standard break from life is getting longer
  Spent over 30 hours in this bed
  In two days, I guess I could've phoned her
  But now that I'm awake
  I'd rather take a drink
  And walk down to the lake
  And beg the sky for lightning bolts
  I can't waste my time without wasting all your time
  You say it's fixable
  A classic case, lack of will
  I say I don't wanna try
  I'd rather sit here all night