Oh I am Fuckin' an animal
  I'm fuckin' an animal
  I'm holding on the horns
  I'm fuckin' an animal
  I'm involved with porn
  I'm fuckin' an animal
  Sure is nice and warm in here
  I'm fuckin' an animal drinking fifty beers
  I'm fuckin' an animal blowing fifty steers
  I'm fuckin' an animal
  Oh, I'm a fucking queer
  I'm fuckin' an animal
  Didn't have to take her on a date
  Just had to stand here on a crate
  No talking, no torment, no long-term commitment
  Just me and animal,
  Getting my dick bent I'm fuckin' an animal
  Didn't have to say please I'm fuckin' an animal
  With Legionnaires disease I'm fuckin' an animal
  Damn hard on the knees... I'm fuckin' an animal
  Animal fucker, on the loose I'm fuckin' an animal
  I'll go from dog to goose I'm fuckin' an animal
  Once I fucked a moose I'm fuckin' an animal
  But now the animal is in pain!
  It's in pain, it's in pain, it's in pain (terrible pain).
  And now it's starting to rain....
  But I'm still the same. I'm fuckin' an animal
  Not proud of what I do... I'm fuckin' an animal
  Had a great time at the zoo I'm fuckin' an animal
  Cause you won't let me fuck you...
  Animal!