I read the whole book so I raised up my hand.
  The whole class starts laughing and I don't understand.
  So I walked to the chalkboard, then I knew without a glance.
  Because I felt all of their burning eyes
  and I wasn't wearing pants.
  Some say dreams have meaning.
  Well if they do I'd like to ask:
  Am I too self-concious of my skinny little ass?
  Or is it just some random coincidental thing?
  'Cuz everyone I know has had that same disturbing dream.