What's Johnny doin' out on Tuesday night?
  When Johnny can't read and Johnny can't rite
  Johnny just don't understand
  Johnny don't care about this world
  As long as he can fuck a girl
  And prove that he's a man
    Johnny wastes his days eatin' ludes
  He's a teenage vegetable
  Getting high proves that he's cool
  Johnny hates to think, he's ignorant
  He's a blind and brainwashed pig
  Ring a bell, he starts to drool
    Degenerated! Degenerated! And you minds have vegetated!
  Degenerated! Degenerated! And your thoughts are constipated!
    He's got P.C.P. in his veins
  He's got a void in his brain
  He's addicted to the T.V.
  And when he's old, he's gonna have a son
  They'll both grow old deaf and dumb
  What's to become of young Johnny?