What a life it would be
  If you would come to mine for tea
  I'll pick you up at half past three
  And we'll have lasagne
  I'll treat you like a Queen
  I'll give you strawberries and cream
  And then your friends will all go green
  For my lasagne
    These could be the best days of our lives
  But I don't think we've been living very wise
  Oh no! no!
    What a life it would be
  If you would come to mine for tea
  I'll pick you up at half past three
  And we'll have lasagne
    These could be the best days of our lives
  But I don't think we've been living very wise
  Oh no! no!
    What a life it would be
  If you would come to mine for tea
  I'll pick you up at half past three
  And we'll have lasagne I'll treat you like a Queen
  I'll give you strawberries and cream
  And then your friends will all go green
  For my lasagne