Cool cat
  Good cat
  Pussy cat
    When I see him walking
  Makes no sense to me
  My cat is everywhere
  We watch him on TV
    My cat is amazing
  He can play the guitar
  He may not be an actor
  But he's a pussy superstar
    My cat
  Cool cat
    My cat is everywhere
  Sees what he can see
  He may not be an actor
  He acts atrociously
    My cat is amazing
  He can play the guitar
  He may not be an actor
  But he's a pussy superstar
    My cat isn't crazy
  He's everything to me
  My cat burns the bible
  And he thinks it's so funny
    He isn't very good
  He isn't very smart
  He may not be Picasso
  But he is a work of art
    Hates me as much as I hate you
    My cat
  Cool cat
  Good cat
  Pussy cat
    When I see him walking
  Makes no sense to me
  My cat is everywhere
  We watch him on TV
    My cat is amazing
  He can play the guitar
  He may not be an actor
  But he's a pussy superstar
    My cat isn't crazy
  He's everything to me
  My cat burns the bible
  And he thinks it's so funny
    He isn't very good
  He isn't very smart
  He may not be Picasso
  But he is a work of art
    My cat is handsome
  He can play the guitar
  He can break my arm in seven places
  He can eat a whole watermelon
  My cat my cat