the freakiest show i know
  is the show of my own
  living my life in and out
  of the twilight zone
    bust my britches
  bless my soul
  i'm a freak of nature
  walking totem pole
  look and see i think you'll agree
  nobody weird like me
    intercourse with a porpoise
  is a dream for me
  hell bent on inventing
  a new species
    bust my britches
  bless my soul
  i'm a freak of nature
  walking totem pole
  look and see i think you'll agree
  nobody weird like me
    riding down the path
  on the back of a giraffe
  me and the giraffe laughed
  cause i passed some gas
    bust my britches
  bless my soul
  i'm a freak of nature
  walking totem pole
  look and see i think you'll agree
  nobody weird like me
    enchanted as a rabbit
  that my life is a dream
  well everything is never
  just as it seems
    the freakiest show i know
  is the show of my own
  living my life in and out
  of the twilight zone