Flashin' lots of cash and spendin' lots-o-loot
  he's sitting at the bar - then he's sittin' at the booth
  across the dance floor he does scoot
  he's the skinny sweaty man in the green suit
    The caboose that could he goes toot toot
  been known to gag and sometimes puke
  a very good friend of granny goose
  he's the skinny sweaty man in the green suit
    Skinny sweaty man in the green suit
    He's half man and half cartoon
  but good buddy don't be confused
  he's full blooded looney tune
  he's the skinny sweaty man in the green suit
    Face to face with the man in the moon
  his family doctor is doctor seuss
  if you catch him in your soup please don't shoot
  he's the skinny sweaty man in the green suit
    Skinny sweaty man in the green suit
    He was new in town
  a free wheelin' clown
  a funny young duke
  hangin' under the roof
  of a place in time
  united sound
    he'll play a little guitar sing a few blues
  he's the kind-a-guy that you can't refuse
  despite the fact that he's no brute
  he's the skinny sweaty man in the green suit
    Strike the magic groove make him jerk and move
  like an eight legged freak in snake skin boots
  coming soon to a theatre near you
  he's the skinny sweaty man in the green suit