On the city streets, I got the tunes in my pocket
  I'll play the Chili Pepper so the public can rock
  Excuse me mister, won't you hear my thought?
  I play in a band, yeah, we're called the Red Hots
  While I'm away, boy, I'm afraid not
  I've got no time to flick and talk
  But this baby rocked out on the spot
  She was a shakin' and a kickin' and that did a bit of tot
  Her pop said no, but I just couldn't stop
  The killer had a case of tod the rock
    But here's a funky fact that I know is real,
  The Red Hots have baby appeal
  They dig a funky speil, they'll make some speil
  I say the Peppers have baby appeal
  The funk mobile is the one we wheel
  I'm overjoyed, we have baby appeal
  We serve those tots in the funk mobile
  I'm overjoyed, we have baby appeal
    We stop the fire, we quench the heat
  We groove the buttocks walking out in the street
  'cos that's when in the store when who do we meet?
  On a hop skip jump up a baby beat
  She was a shakin' and a kickin' those itty bitty feet
  The next thing you know was she got out of her bleat
  Five thousand babies walkin' out in the street
  Well, that's a serious sight for me and golly gee wizz!
  I just can't tell ya how much we did
  Rockin' right out for those itty bitty girls, right out
    But here's a funky fact that I know is real,
  The Red Hots have baby appeal
  They dig a funky speil, they'll make some speil
  I say the Peppers have baby appeal
  The funk mobile is the one we wheel
  I'm overjoyed, we have baby appeal
  We serve those tots in the funk mobile
  I'm overjoyed, we have baby appeal, so get down!
    Got the tunes in my pocket...
  Baby appeal...
  Rock out!...
  Play the chili, play the chili, play the chili...
  Yes, we're called the Red...Hots...
    On the city streets, I got the tunes in my pocket
  I'll play the Chili Pepper so the public can rock
  Excuse me mister, won't you hear my thought?
  I play in a band, yeah, we're called the Red Hots
  While I'm away, boy, I'm afraid not
  I've got no time to flick and talk
  But this baby rocked out on the spot
  She was a shakin' and a kickin' and that did a bit of tot
  Her pop said no, but I just couldn't stop
  The killer had a case of tod the rock
    But here's a funky fact that I know is real,
  The Red Hots have baby appeal
  They dig a funky speil, they'll make some speil
  I say the Peppers have baby appeal
  The funk mobile is the one we wheel
  I'm overjoyed, we have baby appeal
  We serve those tots in the funk mobile
  I'm overjoyed, we have baby appeal