Words and music by Brian May
    Get your party gown and get your pigtail down
  And get your heart beatin' baby
  Got my timin' right I got my act all tight
    It's gotta be tonight
  My little school babe
  Your momma says you don't
  And your daddy says you won't
  And I'm boilin' up inside
  Ain't no way I'm gonna lose out this time
    Tie your mother down
  Tie your mother down
  Lock your daddy out of doors
  I don't need him nosin' around
  Tie your mother down
  Tie your mother down
  Give me all your love tonight
    'You're such a dirty louse go get outa my house'
  That's all I ever get from your family ties
  In fact I don't think I ever heard
  A single little civil word from those guys
  I don't give a light
  I'm gonna make out all right
  I've got a sweetheart hand
  To put a stop to all that
  Snipin' and grousin'
    Tie your mother down
  Tie your mother down
  Take your little brother swimmin'
  With a brick that's all right
  Tie your mother down
  Tie your mother down
  Or you ain't no friend of mine
    Your momma and your daddy
  Gonna plague me till I die
  I can't understand it
  'Cause I'm a peace lovin' guy
  Tie your mother down
  Tie your mother down
  Get that big big big big big big
  Daddy out the door
  Tie your mother down yeah
  Tie your mother down
  Give me all your love tonight
  All your love tonight