When the outside temperature rises
  And the meaning is oh so clear
  One thousand and one yellow daffodils
  Begin to dance in front of you - oh dear
  Are they trying to tell you something
  You're missing that one final screw
  You're simply not in the pink my dear
  To be honest you haven't got a clue
    I'm going slightly mad
  I'm going slightly mad
  It finally happened - happened
  It finally happened - ooh oh
  It finally happened
  I'm slightly mad
  Oh dear
    I'm one card short of a full deck
  I'm not quite the shilling
  One wave short of a shipwreck
  I'm not my usual top billing
  I'm coming down with a fever
  I'm really out to sea
  This kettle is boiling over
  I think I'm a banana tree
  Oh dear
    I'm going slightly mad
  I'm going slightly mad
  It finally happened - happened
  It finally happened - uh huh
  It finally happened
  I'm slightly mad
  Oh dear
    Ooh ooh ah ah
  Ooh ooh ah ah
  I'm knitting with only one needle
  Unravelling fast it's true
  I'm driving only three wheels these days
  But my dear how about you
    I'm going slightly mad
  I'm going slightly mad
  It finally happened
  It finally happened - oh yes
  It finally happened
  I'm slightly mad
  Just very slightly mad
    And there you have it