I need a woman 'bout twice my age
  A lady of nobility, gentility and rage
  Splendor in the dark, lightning on the draw
  We'll go right through the book and break each and every law.
    I got a feeling and it won't go away, oh no
  Just one thing then I'll be ok
  I need a miracle every day.
    I need a woman 'bout twice my height
  Statuesque, raven-dressed, a goddess of the night.
  Her secret incantations, a candle burning blue
  We'll consult the spirits maybe they'll know what to do.
    And it's real and it won't go away, oh no
  I can't get around and I can't run away
  I need a miracle every day.
    I need a woman 'bout twice my weight
  A ton of fun who packs a gun with all her freight
  Find her in a sideshow leave her in L.A.
  Ride her like a surfer running on a tidal wave.
    And it's real, believe what I say, yeah
  Just one thing I got to say
  I need a miracle every day.
    It takes dynamite to get me up
  Too much of everything is just enough
  One more thing I just got to say
  I need a miracle every day,
  I need a miracle every day,
  I need a miracle every day, (got to be the only way)
  I need a miracle