Jump 'em and funk 'em
  Pump 'em and funk 'em
  (We can funk)
    CHORUS:
  I'm testin' positive 4 the funk
  I'll gladly pee in anybody's cup
  And when your cup overflow
  I'm testin' positive and I'll pee some mo'
    I could tell U stories till U get tired
  I could play with your mind
  But U'd prob'ly say that I was a liar
  So I won't waste your time
  I'm scared cuz though we just met
  There's this energy between us
  Let's just go somewhere
  We can funk (Oh)
    CHORUS
    (We can funk) {x2}
  Pump 'em and funk 'em
  Jump 'em and funk 'em
  Pump 'em and funk 'em {x2}
  Every time I could
  I would compliment U on the things, the things that U be
  Honey doll, we should make the real noise
  Just U and me
    I could tell U things 2 get U excited
  Things U never heard
  U know the Kama Sutra?
  I could rewrite it with half as many words
  But I'm scared cuz if I don't kiss ya
  I'm gonna go mad, baby
  Take off my clothes
  We can funk (Oh)
    I'm testin' positive 4 the funk
  I'll gladly pee in anybody's cup
  And when your cup overflow
  (I'm testin' positive and I'll pee some mo')
    (Oh, yeah, yeah)
  (We can funk) {x2}
  (Uh-oh, uh-oh) {repeat in BG}
    Wait a minute
  Let me turn on some lights (We can funk)
  Yeah, come here
  U can blow the candle off, baby
  U can turn the candle on
  Which ever one U choose is alright
  Cuz we're gonna do it all night long (Sex)
  Sex between 2 people is alright
  If all the love in the world is what they got
  As long as they're not tryin' 2 hurt nobody
  Just as long as it's hot
  Good Lord, baby
  I wanna make love 2 U
  2 times, maybe 3
  Yeah, and if U want 2 go 4 or 5
  Baby, that's alright with me
  Let me tell U now
  Said I will be your little baby, yeah
  I can be your big strong man
  I can be your girl or boy, I can be your toy
  Alright, let's dance! It's up 2 U!
  Can funk me, baby
  I'll funk U
  We can funk one another
  Whatever U want 2 do!
  U got an electric ass, baby!
  U got electric thighs, baby!
  I can't wait no longer, child!
  It's gettin' stronger, baby!
  Open up your eyes!
  See this gold chain around my waist?
  Huh, I wanna give it 2 U, yeah
  People tell me I got no taste
  Then blow the candle out
  Let's see if it's true
  We be funkin' over here and over there ain't shit {x2}