"I'm of the mind to make some mookie.
  phonebook..."
    The phone rings, it's Vicki callin'
  She wants me 2 come 2 the crib
  She says conversation's better than being lonely
  So I try my best to ad lib
  I told the joke about the woman
  Who asked her lover "Why is your organ so small?"
  He replied "I didn't know I was playin' in a cathedral."
  Vicki didn't laugh at all.
    chorus:
  This is where she wants 2 be
  I am what she wants 2 see
  I never known a love so sweet
  Still I keep Vicki waiting...
  Alright
    All is well in Gotham City
  The sound of terror is all U hear
  Sometimes a pistol takes the place of her body
  Sometimes her body's here
  But U see when crime is your only love
  All that matter is the present, the here and now
  People, people, whatever floats this joker's boat
  Is whatever this joker will bang
    chorus
    Oh yeah
    Talk of children still frightens me
  Is my character enough 2 be
  One that deserves a copy made?
  This I one day, hope 2 see
  Until then she's held at bay
  By my animal-like persistence
  Or maybe she's just 2 proud 2 say
  That fate (fate) brought us together
  And this is where she wants 2 stay
    chorus
    chorus
    All is well in Gotham town
  This is where she wants 2 be
  I am what she wants 2 see
  I've never known a love so sweet
  Still I keep Vicki
  Still I keep Vicki
  Still I keep Vicki waiting (waiting)
  Aha aha
    Still I keep Vicki
  Still I keep Vicki waiting
    This is where she wants 2 be