Brett is in the bathtub
  making soup for the ambassadors
  and I am in the hallway
  singing to the troubadours
    The kings are all lined up
  outside the gate
  and the autumn bells are ringing
  but they'll just have to wait
    Where is the joker?
  Have you seen him around
  with his three coned cap
  that he wears like a clown?
    Have you seen his stripped stockings
  and heard his sad tale
  about the kids under the carpet
  and the purple humpbacked whales
    Here come the ambassadors
  they show up one by one
  Brett is tasting all the soup
  to see if it is done
    Wendy's on the windowsill
  waiting to be let in
  and we're all in the bathtub now
  making bathtub gin
    The kings storm the hallway
  they've climbed up through the gate
  they didn't mean to be impolite
  but they just couldn't wait
    Here comes the joker
  with his silly grin
  he carries a martini
  made of bathtub gin
    Here comes the joker
  we all must laugh
  cause we're all in this together
  and we love to take a bath.