Why do I keep scratching
  Scratching my balls
  I don't like this feeling
  I don't like it at all
    Cause I got crabs, I got crabs, I got crabs
  I got those little fuckers biting and
  Sucking my blood
    There's crab eggs in my bed
  There in the carpet too
  I'll go to the store
  Buy A200 shampoo
  I got R.I.D. of them
  I got all of them
  They wont be back
  Wait a second, what is
  This itching in my crack
    Cause I got crabs, I got crabs
  I got crabs, I got those little
  Fuckers biting and sucking my blood