I've been down at the crazy house
  I've been playing with the cat and the mouse
  I've been down, I've been down
  I've seen the crazy people running around
    Shoot all the clowns
  Shoot 'em down, Shoot 'em down, Shoot 'em down
  
  Welcome to the circus where I fool around
  I got the killer smile, I'm a killer clown
  Cover up your face, you've been found out
  You laugh when there's nothing to smile about
    Shoot all the clowns
  Shoot 'em down, Shoot 'em down, Shoot 'em down
    CHORUS:
  Shoot, shoot, shoot all the clowns (x2)
    Wanna gimme money, well you better get ready
  I'm a certified friend of John Paul Getty
  I'm a fat stargazer, I'm an all night raver
  I'm an anything you wannabe, If I can get your sympathy
    Welcome to the circus, I'm a killer clown
  Welcome to the circus, Hey gather round
    Two sides to life, two sides to fun
  The one who does it and the one who gets done
    Shoot all the clowns
  Shoot 'em down, Shoot 'em down, Shoot 'em down
    REPEAT CHORUS