I want cheese but I can't digest the shit
  I'm on a leave in the middle of Washington
  These are some of the things I can't eat
  It's yogurt, milk, and cheese that makes me shit
  I can not not not have nothing
  But when I eat dairy my bowels do flow
  Uh-oh I think I shit myself (ohhh!)
  I had some ice cream and...
  I'll be back, I'm goin' to the can!
    He cannot digest the lactose these are just the facts
  He cannot digest the lactose these are just the facts
  He cannot digest the lactose these are just the facts
  He cannot digest the lactose these are just the facts