I know a man-his face is like plastic
  Stretch smile wide, it's elastic
  I know a girl she can fill up a room
  1200 pounds, footsteps of doom
  I know a machine man he's X-51
  Harder than steel-his fists they're
  Like machine guns
  I know a guy bend a fork with his mind
  The three-eyed baby, she is not blind
    From mud hut to skyscraper in the
  wink of an eye
  Back again just as fast
  Public menace, freak, human fly
    I know the rat boy he does the rat dance
  Born with a tail
  He had to cut a hole in his pants
  I know the slug of the slime of the
  Slug of the worm man
  Couldn't walk a step, but he
  Dreamed that he ran
  I know the skeleton girl she'll play
  A song on her bones
  Creak the high notes and rattle
  Those low tones
    From mud hut to skyscraper in the
  wink of an eye
  Back again just as fast
  Public menace, freak, human fly
    Dollar a look!
  Dollar a look!
  Dollar a look!
  Dollar a look!