Oh, Max,
  Don't have sex
  Well, I'm Max, I'm Max,
  Baby, call me Max
  I'm in love with you and I'll show my ex
  Well, I'm Max, Max,
  Call me Max
  I'm thinking what I'm giving,
  I'm giving what it takes
  Max, Max, Max,
  I'm in love with you and I love my ex
  I love you both, and to be true
  I don't know what I'm gonna do
  I gotta warn you,
  Max, don't have sex with your ex
  It will make your life complex,
  My Max, baby, take it easy
  Max, don't have sex with your ex
  It will knock you off your legs
  Oh, Max, stay cool and just relax
  Well I'm Max, I'm Max,
  Baby, call me Max
  I'm in love with you and I love my ex
  Well, I'm Max, Max, call me Max
  Cause you love having fun, love having sex
  I'm Max, Max, Max,
  I'm in love with you and I love my ex
  I don't wanna make you feel so blue
  I don't know what I'm gonna do
  [chorus]
  I gotta warn you,
  Don't have sex with your ex, Max
  Ahhh, ahhh
  Oh Max,
  Oh sex, Max
  Oh Max,
  Ahhh