Well man created the cardboard box to sleep in it
  And man converted the newspaper to a blanket
  Well you have to admit that he's come a long way
  Since swinging about in the trees
  We're the smartest monkeys
  The smartest monkeys
  The evidence is all around
  Our brains are bigger
  This we've found
  The smartest monkeys
  Well man discovered the park bench can make a transition
  And the rubbish tip makes a valid form of nutrition
  With discoveries like these
  Civilisation agrees
  To give itself a pat on the back
  We're the smartest monkeys
  The evolution's plain to see
  We're the dominant of the species
  The smartest monkeys
  We brought the caveman from the stoneage
  To the subways of the modern world
  Quick call the Guinness Book of Records
  Well you have to admit...
  We're the smartest monkeys...